So, it's been a while, hasn't it? Whoops. I never really updated about Chicago like I said I would, so I'll do it very quickly right now!
Chicago: Went, had good times, ate good pizza, did NOT go to the Field Museum (sleeping won me over that day), played games, won, came home! Yay!
San Jose: Went, stayed in a hotel across from a yummy Chinese place that we ate at multiple times (it was that or sushi ...), went to San Francisco, had good seafood, played game #1 and won, tried to walk to the Egyptian Museum the next day but didn't make it (it was really far!), ended up visiting Japantown instead, had good sushi there, played game #2, lost, and took the plane back with the team (which was surprisingly not as bad as last year!). Overall, not a terrible trip at all! And I go souvenir chopsticks from Japantown!
Now: I should be working on one of the 3 papers I have due tomorrow, but first I have tell about these websites that I found! They talk about church songs that people misunderstood as kids and I'll be honest, I have almost been in tears laughing at these for the last hour! Here are some of them:
"This one belongs to my wife. When she was growing up her church sang a song that went,"Everyday I'm camping, in the land of Canaan. I'm camping, I'm camping, in Canaan's happy land." She thought it went,"Everyday I'm cramping in the land of Canaan. I'm cramping, I'm cramping, in Canaan's happy land." Which begs the questions: Why were they cramping and how could they be happy?"
"As a kid, I misheard the song "He's got the whole world in His hands" as "He's got the whole world in His pants." I cackled like an idiot and realised how stupid I was when I heard the real lyrics at about age eight."
"When I was little we went to church religiously (pun intended) when I was three I had a favorite hymn seemingly written just for me... 'I sing because I'm happy, I sing because I'm three...' I also enjoyed 'I've got that pizza passing understanding down in my heart...'"
"I was a little confused in Sunday School. I used to sing 'Jesus loves me Eskimo' instead of 'Jesus loves me this I know' and "Goat ate it on the mountain" instead of 'Go tell it on the mountain'"
"When my dad was young, he used to sing 'Gladly, the Cross I'd Bear' in church. He thought the lyrics he was singing were about a cross-eyed bear named 'Gladly.'"
Some classics:
"Up from the gravy arose!!"
"Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me!"
"Roll the gospel cherries on the lawn ..."
"(Now let us) have a little chocolate Jesus!"
Well, I hope you have enjoyed these as much as me! Goodnight and God bless!